SERIOUSLY! IS IT JUST ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?

Yes! It is true!
You can buy a mini hummer for the golf course from Harrods, and I would imagine, some other places.
Naturally I expect one for my birthday.

"What else?" you say.

What else could possibly make owning my own mini-hummer an even more awesome experience?
My homeboy Rupert Grint totally owns one, it says so right under the product description, as if I needed an excuse to love that kid more.
If I owned a mini-hummer, I'd challenge Mr Grint to a race!

I CRIED.

Everyone has transformers fever. My mum just came into the rumpus room and was all like “More than meets the eye” and then she like did this weird thing with her arms that was like a cross between raising the roof and doing the windmill.

Ummm… Yeah. Hi.
I woke up this morning to see this several minutes later.
Here lies Katherine.
Dead.
She wanted to look away, but she just couldn’t.
( Today, I can't function. )

WATCH IT WATCH IT HOMG. WATCH IT. DO IT. WATCH IT.

The Hunchback of Notre Damn, He Fug

[The whole time, some hunchback has been creeping along, stealthily following the Spartans. Of course, he probably would have been stealthier had he not been dragging an iron shield and spear the whole way.]

QUASIGOLLUM: Please, King Leonidas! I beg you, after all these years, to finally let me be one of you and have… the precious.

LEONIDAS: Which is…?

QUASIGOLLUM: A uniform!

LEONIDAS: Bitch, get a job at McDonald’s!

QUASIGOLLUM: But—but—I thrust really good! I can yell “SPARRRTAAAAAA!” really loud!

LEONIDAS: Look, Gollumodo, you can’t fight in my army, and you can’t be in my opera!

QUASIGOLLUM: I THOUGHT YOU’D UNDERSTAAAAAND!








In case you didn't notice, 300 in 15 minutes is up. It's delicious. Faramir totally pwns.

ROFL!

My boss would like me to find out something; What is the definition of a “date”?

How do you define it?

I just made Annika an awesome mixed CD.



I can just see it now; Annika and her friend Steve rocking out in his semi-classic car with all the other kids in their semi-classic cars.

The radio’s up loud because you can only play Van Nuys’ 99 Red Balloons up loud, the song winds down and Mr T comes on; TOUGHEST, TOUGHEST MAAAAN IN THE WORLD OHHHHWOOAAHHHOOHHHHHOHHHH THE TOUGHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

I lured them into a false sense of cool, and then I hit them with Mr T.

My work here is done.

Ooooookay.
So I'm a little late watching 24, but here are my thoughts on the first episode.

( 24 S06E01 )

This could be the best season yet. Aside from Chloe's brown hair.

I was going to wait up for Annika to get home so that I could do a drunk retelling of the 24 episode, but I really can't be bothered. Plus I have a riding lesson at 930 in the morning. I guess I could just type it. But I won't. Because I'm lazy.

There was a lot of Bauer beard in like the first ten minutes or so of the episode SPOILER ALERT: the beard dies after Jack wrestles it off his face - it was like they tried to cram as much beard into the first part of the show, as much beard as humanly possible for any one man to sport. Unless you're like Moses or Gandalf.

Whatever.

Jack Bauer beard wasn't as attractive as I thought it would be, but that may just be because he looked like he'd be living in somebody's compost heap for the past two years. Plus he was kind of sporting this gross mullet. And then when he shaved his beard off he no longer looked like he was going to start spouting prophecies, though he did look like a ten year old, and Curtis picked some fugly clothes for him to wear.

The torch was passed by illama;

Post to your journal with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. Those who get tagged need to blog your own journal with those 10 weird things/habits/little known facts. Then chose 6 people to be tagged and list their LJ names. No tag backs!

[1] Despite my love for ghost and zombie films, I am a huge ‘fraidy cat.
[2] I don’t care what anybody says; I think Paris Hilton is awesome.
[3] When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend that was a carpet snake.
[4] My five favourite stores are David Jones, Horseland, Mombassa, Cue and RM Williams.
[5] My favourite place in the world is my Uncle and Aunt’s farm near Longreach.
[6] I have a Saddle Club quilt cover and four posters on my bedroom walls; Hidalgo, National Treasure, A Very Long Engagement and the Sentinel.
[7] If I get a song stuck in my head I can’t rest easy until I’ve heard the song, regardless of what it is.
[8] My first big concert was a Pantera one.
[9] Once when I was out walking on a reef I got stung by some coral.
[10] As a child, I used to throw monster-sized tantrums.

I'm passing the torch to jsie. kajcarter, moosewizard, freakydork, velsigne, raspberrypie

I’d eat mold, if I though it would provide me with a good excuse to get out of work.

PS. Does anyone else miss Torchwood insanely?