The early results seemed encouraging.

happy_ebola @ 2008-06-22T18:43:00

2008-06-22T08:43:49Z

SERIOUSLY! IS IT JUST ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?

This book belongs to DC Chris Skelton (black belt trained).

2008-05-04T08:56:15Z

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Some icons of The Rules of Modern Policing by DCI Gene Hunt and a couple from the radiotimes cover party.

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Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble

Please credit icons to happy_ebola.

YUS PLAZ!

2008-03-25T22:14:23Z

Yes! It is true!
You can buy a mini hummer for the golf course from Harrods, and I would imagine, some other places.
Naturally I expect one for my birthday.

"What else?" you say.

What else could possibly make owning my own mini-hummer an even more awesome experience?
My homeboy Rupert Grint totally owns one, it says so right under the product description, as if I needed an excuse to love that kid more.
If I owned a mini-hummer, I'd challenge Mr Grint to a race!

happy_ebola @ 2007-12-07T20:44:00

2007-12-07T10:45:17Z

I CRIED.

MR T HEARTS WOW.

2007-11-26T03:31:40Z

lies to tell small children.

2007-11-18T05:20:18Z

ROBOTS!

2007-06-29T10:31:12Z

Everyone has transformers fever. My mum just came into the rumpus room and was all like “More than meets the eye” and then she like did this weird thing with her arms that was like a cross between raising the roof and doing the windmill.

STOP THIEF!

2007-05-19T00:53:23Z

Ummm… Yeah. Hi.
I woke up this morning to see this several minutes later.
Here lies Katherine.
Dead.
She wanted to look away, but she just couldn’t.

happy_ebola @ 2007-04-21T10:12:00

2007-04-21T00:14:03Z

WATCH IT WATCH IT HOMG. WATCH IT. DO IT. WATCH IT.

LEONIDAS: I’m not going to war! I’m just going down to the corner store!

2007-04-13T11:38:07Z

The Hunchback of Notre Damn, He Fug

[The whole time, some hunchback has been creeping along, stealthily following the Spartans. Of course, he probably would have been stealthier had he not been dragging an iron shield and spear the whole way.]

QUASIGOLLUM: Please, King Leonidas! I beg you, after all these years, to finally let me be one of you and have… the precious.

LEONIDAS: Which is…?

QUASIGOLLUM: A uniform!

LEONIDAS: Bitch, get a job at McDonald’s!

QUASIGOLLUM: But—but—I thrust really good! I can yell “SPARRRTAAAAAA!” really loud!

LEONIDAS: Look, Gollumodo, you can’t fight in my army, and you can’t be in my opera!

QUASIGOLLUM: I THOUGHT YOU’D UNDERSTAAAAAND!

In case you didn't notice, 300 in 15 minutes is up. It's delicious. Faramir totally pwns.

Flickr and stuff.

2007-03-23T06:24:40Z

Expired Konica Disposable rocked my socks to pieces.
I'm totally ordering like twenty more from the lomostore.
More @ my FLICKR.

Ryam Adams steals his shoes from dead hookers.

2007-03-12T08:09:05Z

ROFL!

Everybody plays Soccer.

2007-03-09T05:16:51Z

More @ flickr

SAMMICH IMMA GONNA EAT CHOO!!!

2007-03-06T04:30:57Z

My boss would like me to find out something; What is the definition of a “date”?

How do you define it?

I LOVE EVERYONE.

2007-02-28T10:26:47Z

Heroes: They should win an award for that shit!

Somebody send me Bradley Cooper. And a Pepsi.

2007-02-16T11:08:02Z

I just made Annika an awesome mixed CD.

I can just see it now; Annika and her friend Steve rocking out in his semi-classic car with all the other kids in their semi-classic cars.

The radio’s up loud because you can only play Van Nuys’ 99 Red Balloons up loud, the song winds down and Mr T comes on; TOUGHEST, TOUGHEST MAAAAN IN THE WORLD OHHHHWOOAAHHHOOHHHHHOHHHH THE TOUGHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

I lured them into a false sense of cool, and then I hit them with Mr T.

My work here is done.

CLAIRE'S MOM IS A CYLON!!! ZOMFG!

2007-02-10T07:00:49Z

LOLZ SUCKED IN PETER/CLAIRE SHIPPERS!!!!!111! YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!

Jack Bauer just mauled my heart.

2007-02-02T14:07:19Z

Ooooookay.
So I'm a little late watching 24, but here are my thoughts on the first episode.

HOLY SHIZIT!
JACK BAUER JUST MAULED THAT MAN TO DEATH.

This could be the best season yet. Aside from Chloe's brown hair.

I was going to wait up for Annika to get home so that I could do a drunk retelling of the 24 episode, but I really can't be bothered. Plus I have a riding lesson at 930 in the morning. I guess I could just type it. But I won't. Because I'm lazy.

There was a lot of Bauer beard in like the first ten minutes or so of the episode SPOILER ALERT: the beard dies after Jack wrestles it off his face - it was like they tried to cram as much beard into the first part of the show, as much beard as humanly possible for any one man to sport. Unless you're like Moses or Gandalf.

Whatever.

Jack Bauer beard wasn't as attractive as I thought it would be, but that may just be because he looked like he'd be living in somebody's compost heap for the past two years. Plus he was kind of sporting this gross mullet. And then when he shaved his beard off he no longer looked like he was going to start spouting prophecies, though he did look like a ten year old, and Curtis picked some fugly clothes for him to wear.

And I feel like a mess.

2007-02-02T12:00:45Z

The torch was passed by illama;

Post to your journal with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. Those who get tagged need to blog your own journal with those 10 weird things/habits/little known facts. Then chose 6 people to be tagged and list their LJ names. No tag backs!

[1] Despite my love for ghost and zombie films, I am a huge ‘fraidy cat.
[2] I don’t care what anybody says; I think Paris Hilton is awesome.
[3] When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend that was a carpet snake.
[4] My five favourite stores are David Jones, Horseland, Mombassa, Cue and RM Williams.
[5] My favourite place in the world is my Uncle and Aunt’s farm near Longreach.
[6] I have a Saddle Club quilt cover and four posters on my bedroom walls; Hidalgo, National Treasure, A Very Long Engagement and the Sentinel.
[7] If I get a song stuck in my head I can’t rest easy until I’ve heard the song, regardless of what it is.
[8] My first big concert was a Pantera one.
[9] Once when I was out walking on a reef I got stung by some coral.
[10] As a child, I used to throw monster-sized tantrums.

I'm passing the torch to jsie. kajcarter, moosewizard, freakydork, velsigne, raspberrypie

Yet another rant about how much I hate my job.

2007-01-28T22:56:40Z

I’d eat mold, if I though it would provide me with a good excuse to get out of work.

PS. Does anyone else miss Torchwood insanely?

Throws Motorhead records on the fire

2007-01-25T22:30:49Z

Some people clearly have far too much time on their hands.

Donnie Davis' Big old List of Bands who will invade your family life with their homosexuality.
Donnie Davis' not so big list of Bands that won't invade your family life with their homosexuality.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE RUNNING.

2006-12-23T00:29:10Z

"Fuck you all! I'm going to win the tour de france"

POPSIE.

2006-12-03T11:26:53Z

THE LAKE HOUSE IS LE AWESOME>

ASHTOPHER'S Room-mate is getting some toooo-night! Boo-yah!

2006-12-01T05:59:17Z

I got my first lomo pictures back today - they really don't work without full sunshine, not even a little. I also managed to destroy one of the films from the Action Sampler, because I'M AWESOME. I'm not going to bother posting them all here, just one - if you want to view the rest you can check them out at my FLICKR account.

Does anyone else on my friends list have a Flickr account?

The television told me.

2006-11-28T09:17:15Z

Everybody can now start breathing again.
Westlife have released a new album; 11 classic love songs including the Rose.